You must think I'm a fool.

What are these people thinking? I always get these emails in my spam folder, and I always get a kick out of it. I can't fathom anyone falling for this, like seriously.

"I am very sorry if I may violate your policy....I am Miss Elizabeth Akai, 21 years old and the only daughter of my late parents Dr.and Mrs. Akai Morrison My father was a highly reputable Business Magnate-(a Crude Oil Merchant) in the capital of GABON...i really need your help in transferring the sum of (2.5 million dollars) into a foriegn country...Your share reward & compensation is 30% while 70% for me and my investment, transaction is 100% risky free...please do not turn me down because you are the God's sent that can help me out."

Advice: (1) Proof-read much? (2) Stop insulting my intelligence.