Blogger Mode

In the past few days, I've had so many things I wanted to share with the reader(s) of my blog (Reader Count: 1 - Myself). But tragedy struck, I lost my phone. I'm trying to not be so sad about it, but it's all I'm thinking about. I mean, I could have lost my passport! If I lost my passport, I would have wished "Oh man! I wish I lost my cell phone!" Or I could have lost my passport...at the airport. I would have wished "Oh man! I wish I lost my passport earlier!" Or I could have lost my camera. And then I would have thought "Oh man! I wish I lost my cell phone, the camera is much more valuable!" Or worse, I could have lost my memory card. I would have though "Oh man, I wish I lost my camera, the camera is replaceable!" Or I could have somehow lost my life, but then I don't know if I could wish I have lost something else. But as a living, breathing person right now, I am glad I didn't lose my life. I wouldn't know where to find another one. Ebay is selling a new Samsung A707 for $90.00. I would be worse off if I lost my wallet and it contained $91.00!!

Long story short, I'm trying to not be sad because it's only a phone. I might sound like an ass to some by saying "it's only a phone" like I'm some sort of richass. But I keep remembering what Tyler Durden said in Fight Club, "The things you own end up owning you." No way! The only thing I want to own me is my momma...and probably chemistry, but only because it's part of the natural laws of the universe.